7 Things That Make Me Laugh Outloud

Just thinking about these things can make me bust up laughing out of no where:

1. Marky Dan waking me up at 5 a.m. saying "C-star these undershirts you bought me are way too small!!!" Little did he know one of my fitted gap white tees slipped in with his undershirts after the wash and it was skin tight on him practically cutting off his circulation.

2. My brother coming back from the crazy reggae bar near my apartment in Cambridge and imitating the woman with the enormous gap between her teeth saying, "Sorrrry I don't sthmoooooke" with a major lisp.

3. Numbers telling the joke about the monkey with the cork up it's ass. It's not even a funny joke, but when Numbers tells it, I'm in tears laughing.

4. The crazy ass women at the Lincoln Day fund-raiser who tried stealing Marky's pork chop and stole food from the woman sitting on the other side of her.

5. Fergi tapping me with her paw when she's ready for another goldfish cracker.

6. Meghan yelling at Lisa about leaving early from Caudle's house. Lisa had recently cut some major, long bangs.. Meghan's response, "Hey girls it's not her fault... Those bangs covering her eyes must make it seem darker outside than it is, so she probably thinks it's pretty late and time for bed." Lisa's response, "whatever haters." ha ha ha ha ha.

7. O'Farrell running across the street to buy a bottle of whiskey to spike all our coffees at a diner the morning after a long night in Milwaukee. As he sexually harassed our waitress, he finally asked her if she wanted some booze to which she responded by pulling a bottle of tequila out of her apron. Only in Milwaukee folks.