This Secada Stood No Chance...

I walked out back just now to take out the trash and sitting on the step was a huge secada bug. I'm new to secadas, but apparently they invade the midwest every 25 years or so. Anyway, they're REALLY REALLY loud, making this buzzing noise that almost sounds like a wind up toy. Fergi and Winston saw it sitting there and were amazed, and after attacking it in the backyard for a while, Fergi decided to show me her conquest and bring it into the living room! You may not be able to tell from the picture, but it's about the size of a large walnut shell.